Monday, January 05, 2009

Not Me Monday!

"Not Me Monday" is a cyber confessional booth for moms, where we can clear our conscience by "not" confessing our mommy transgressions.

I did not spend all weekend relaxing in my fur-lined Crocs with my feet propped up. I most certainly did not skimp out on making dinner Saturday night and order pizza...
I did not let the laundry pile up while I watched three, count 'em, three! movies curled up on the couch with my Sweetie Pie this weekend...
I did not hit the snooze button 3 too many times today and end up rushing around getting ready for work. I did not instruct Cutie Pie to make breakfast for he and his brothers...
I did not come home from work early today because Pumpkin Pie is sick and, after medicating him, sit and catch up on all of the sleeze from VH1 last night...
I did not let the dog out only to find that he had pooped in his crate and instead of cleaning it out, I did not put it out on the porch for Sweetie Pie to clean when he gets home...
I did not start a diet today, only to stop by McDonalds on my way home and get some McNuggets for me and Pumpkin Pie...
Ah...clean conscience.
Here's 2 more from dinner...
I did not tell Cutie Pie tonight "Its not burned, its just browned."
I did not tell Pot Pie "Just eat your friggin' sandwich!"

2 comments:

Melinda said...

Good post idea. She does have a great blog. You desserve to be lazy every now and then-you have 3 kids!

pam said...

I would have done the same thing with the dog crate!! I hope you enjoyed your relaxing weekend.

Happy Monday.